{"id":18,"count":2,"description":"This is the Bad Idea Dept pinball line: precision steel balls calibrated for a distinction that does not physically exist, built for the kind of EDC crowd that photographs their pocket contents on a granite slab and argues about titanium grades in the comments. Every ball ships with the seriousness of a torque spec and the usefulness of a screen door on a submarine.\r\n\r\nThree builds, three personalities:\r\n\r\nLeft-Handed \u2014 calibrated, certified by no one, exists purely to start a conversation you'll have to explain twice.\r\nAmbidextrous \u2014 the neutral party. No bias, no drama, still comes with a spec sheet because we're not animals.\r\nNightmare \u2014 matte black, deliberately off-balance, no paperwork. The one that came off the line wrong and got boxed up anyway.\r\n\r\nPick a side. Or don't. Or pick the one that doesn't roll straight.\r\n\r\nShop the collection below.","link":"https:\/\/badideadept.com\/?product_cat=pinballs","name":"Pinballs","slug":"pinballs","taxonomy":"product_cat","parent":0,"meta":[],"menu_order":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badideadept.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product_cat\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badideadept.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product_cat"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badideadept.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/taxonomies\/product_cat"}],"wp:post_type":[{"href":"https:\/\/badideadept.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct&product_cat=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}