Ambidextrous Pinball

Ambidextrous Pinball | No-Bias Precision EDC Ball

The diplomat of your pocket. No handedness, no allegiance, no drama, just a calibrated steel sphere that works for everyone. Spec sheet included.

For the indecisive, the diplomatic, the person who owns both a left-handed pinball and a right-handed pinball and needs a neutral third party to mediate.

Same precision build, same absurd level of documentation, zero commitment to a side. It rolls the same direction regardless of which hand you’re not using. Groundbreaking.

If the left-handed one is a bit, this one’s the control group, and somehow that’s funnier.

Spec Sheet

• Diameter: 1.000″ (±0.0005″)
• Material: 440C stainless steel
• Hardness: 58–60 HRC
• Finish: mirror polish
• Handedness calibration: None (by design)
• Includes: signed spec sheet, ball, a diplomatic sense of neutrality
• Certification: still none